Wookin’ Pa Nub

It’s Super Tuesday and it looks like the canidates are “Wookin’ Pa Nub” all over California. We vote by mail so it’s too late to woo our votes but I’ll be glad when it’s over. Even worse is the fact that my condo’s rec center is a polling location so I can expect to see lots of additional traffic and signs in the neighborhood. At least it’s not all wrapped up already. Like the Super Bowl, you have to watch it to the end. Oh joy.

I wanted to insert a video of Bu’wheat sings but couldn’t find one (never mind, found it!). If you find it, let me know. In the mean time there’s always the transcript below.

[ a montage of “Little Rascals” stills are displayed ]
[ dissolve to grown-up Buckwheat smiling at the camera ]
Buckwheat: Boy, id bin a nong time since dem days. Hi, I’m Buh-weet, amembuh me? And I have compiled for you and your nistening pleasure, dum ub my mavorite tongs. Id’s all ite here in dis uhn pectacular opper: “Buh-weet Sings”. Take a wisten:

[ SUPER: “Fee Tines A Mady” ]

[ singing ]

“Munce. Tice. Fee Tines A Mady.”
Announcer: Yes, they’re all here..

[ SUPER: “Wookin’ Pa Nub” ]

Buckwheat: [ singing ]

“Wookin’ Pa Nub in all da wong paces. Wookin ‘ Pa Nub.”

Announcer: Once Buh-weet sings a song, it’s eternally his.

[ SUPER: “?????” ]

Buckwheat: [ singing unintelligably ]

“..Menny Dabid Ibe..”

Yes.. Buh-weet. The man who sold more records that Elvis or the Beatles – in Kenya.

[ SUPER: “Una Panoonah Banka” ]

[ singing ]

“Una Panoonah Banka-a-a-a-a!!”

And if you order now, you’ll get Buh-weet’s tribute to Alfalfa.

[ SUPER: “Barbah Ob Dabil” ]

Buckwheat: [ singing ]

“I’m da Barbah ob Dabil. Bigaro! Bigaro!” [ smiles ]

Order today. Send $49.95 for the full volume to:
Bah Firty Fee
New Nork, New Nork

Buckwheat: Take it fum “Ow Gang”: yo gang will nub it. Buy my wecord! O-tay!

SNL Transcripts: Susan St. James: 10/10/81: Buh-Weet Sings

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