Here are some things I thought you might enjoy (or hate)
First, Darwin Must Die! according to The New York Times. Also, Animals are nihilists too. (sorry, NOT kid friendly)
HT: Frank Turk
Next, King Uzziah had woman problems (sort of) and Charles Spurgeon is short and stout (much like a teapot)
Finally, Catholics can
buy earn their salvation (again). Caveman has some thoughts on that one.