I probably shouldn’t share this because my wife will see it and get some ideas but it’s too funny not to share.
In other news (hey, I’ve been using that line a lot lately)
I’ve been getting more fun and inviting emails spam. Lately it’s been job related as in this well written title for work-place advancement. “If you want to make a carrier in a successful company – we are proud to invite you in our business.” No one’s ever invited me to get up all in their business before. How ever, I must respectfully decline the offer. My current employer offers great benefits and a generous salary but aside from that, I don’t think I have the stamina to be a carrier. I’m wasted on cross-country! We sharks are natural sprinters, very dangerous over short distances. Then again, my dad was a postal carrier – and equally deadly.