I don’t know what it is but I want it.
I think the spammers are not so random after all. They are clearly targeting me as a consumer with an unhealthy obsession for all things STYX related. They know that I could not resist an email with a subject line about a styx trinket. With eager anticipation about another reunion tour, off-off-Broadway play or music video, I clicked on the email. But alas, it was not what I expected. Rather than offering me an insider’s glimpse into the latest fan-wear or remixed album, it was only another vain attempt to get me to buy their unrelated service or merchandise.
How disappointing. But this makes up for it.