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January 31, 2006

Chuck Norris Random Fact Generator

A while back I posted about the Vin Diesel Random Fact Generator. Recently, I’ve seen the Chuck Norris Random Fact Generator making the rounds. Here are some samples

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

There’s also a version for Mr. T

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  • At 4:58 pm on February 3, 2006, Carmi commented:

    Ah, Mr. T. Wasn’t he deathly ill at one point? I heard he lost a ton of weight and was but a shadow of his former self.

    Too bad: no one does buffoonery quite like he does.

  • At 6:49 pm on February 5, 2006, Valderbar the cat commented:

    I think I’m Chuck Norris! Do we have a picture to compare?

  • At 6:50 pm on February 5, 2006, Valderbar the cat commented:

    Well, apart from the leg things, but who knows what those vets do to me when they shaved my leg.

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