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Church Hires Administrator So Pastor Has More People to Micromanage

Gila Bend, AZ – Three-year-old church plant, amAZing Grace Fellowship recently announced that they have hired a church administrator to help Pastor Greg Glengarry...

Pastor extends right hand of fellowship, followed by a left hook.

San Luis Obispo – mild-mannered pastor and UFC fan, Jack Travis, sent mixed signals to his congregation last week when during the meet-n-greet portion...

Pastor rebuffs prayer warrior, claims he’s just tired

Adelanto, CA – Last Sunday Jose Manos was shocked when his offer to pray for his pastor was met with resistance. Claiming he was...

Trump taps Doeg the Edomite as running mate

Knoxville, TN – In what is being described as an obvious move by the presumptuous GOP nominee, Donald Trump has announced Doeg the Emorite...

Man Doubles Down On “Missional Clubbing”

Livermore, CA – Local church member and drive-through technician Scott Dixon, 32, declared late Friday afternoon that he plans to launch a bold new...

Julia is preparing for a mini-marathon

Julia is preparing for a mini-marathon and needs the old Bob Revolution jogging stroller so Benjamin can ride along while she trains during Corbin’s...

Part of me wants to watch it so I can say with conviction how bad it really is

Then the other part says I don't need to experience a heart attack to know I should avoid them.? #archshrk? Part of me wants...