I don’t know what it is but I want it.

I think the spammers are not so random after all. They are clearly targeting me as a consumer with an unhealthy obsession for all things STYX related. They know that I could not resist an email with a subject line about a styx trinket. With eager anticipation about another reunion tour, off-off-Broadway play or music video, I clicked on the email. But alas, it was not what I expected. Rather than offering me an insider’s glimpse into the latest fan-wear or remixed album, it was only another vain attempt to get me to buy their unrelated service or merchandise.

How disappointing. But this makes up for it.

1 thought on “Styx Trinket

  1. The apparent non-random bits are more than a little scary. Kind of makes the whole aluminum foil helmet thing seem almost… justifiable.

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