New car sales pitch

April 25, 2007 Off By archshrk

Borrowed this one from Tommy (almostaverage.com). I thought I?d go over some of the phrases car sales people like to use, and what they really mean.

Runs like new?Never ran in the first place
Looks like new?A car can only be this ugly on purpose
Only driven on Sunday?It was a race car
Low mileage?a race car with a bad driver who wrecked a lot
Well cared for?at least they repaired it after each wreck
One owner?and that owner was Avis

Feel free to add your own and then check out what people said over at Tommy’s (almostaverage.com)