McDonalds hates you

1990

McDonald’s has a new product they’re test-marketing here in California and they have a great ad-campaign for it – “we hate you, now buy our product”

It’s not that obvious of course but the idea is the same. Basically, three guys from Boston are eager to get their hands on McDonald’s new 1/3 pound Angus burger, but since it’s only available in California, they “petition” us Californians to get off our surfboards and buy one “like today, dude”

Here’s the thing, I don’t like McDonald’s food. It’s fried, dry and tasteless. The best part of a McDonald’s burger is the condiments. So why would I want more dryness then usual? I wouldn’t.

2 thoughts on “McDonalds hates you

  1. I find that I can only tolerate McDonald’s meat in doses no thicker than what they put on the regular hamburgers. I tried a quarter pounder once and couldn’t do it. I’m not even sure it’s real cow!

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