Happy Irish for a Day – Day
I was over at Sniker Doodles this morning and found some St.Patricks Day fun. Here are a couple of examples.
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, “Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up drinkin me Irish Whiskey”.
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
Paddy looked up again and said, “Never mind, I just found one.”
An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut.
The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He says, “Sir, have you been drinking?”
“Just water,” says the priest.
The trooper says, “Then why do I smell wine?”
The priest looks at the bottle and says, “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”
And thanks to Radioacive Jam for the post title today.