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March 17, 2006

Happy Irish for a Day – Day

I was over at Sniker Doodles this morning and found some St.Patricks Day fun. Here are a couple of examples.
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Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, “Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up drinkin me Irish Whiskey”.

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Paddy looked up again and said, “Never mind, I just found one.”

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An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut.

The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.

He says, “Sir, have you been drinking?”

“Just water,” says the priest.

The trooper says, “Then why do I smell wine?”

The priest looks at the bottle and says, “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”

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And thanks to Radioacive Jam for the post title today.

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5 comments

  • At 9:25 am on March 17, 2006, kimmy commented:

    Thanks for stopping by today! Glad you enjoyed the funnies!

    May your glass always be full!

  • At 9:53 pm on March 17, 2006, Wendy commented:

    Those are great. :D

  • At 3:32 pm on March 19, 2006, jude commented:

    Good ones!! I’m learning them a few days late though!!

  • At 1:36 pm on March 20, 2006, Paige commented:

    Ah the luck of the Irish. I have me luck charms. Just jumped over to say Hello, Michelle sent me.

  • At 6:26 pm on March 23, 2006, drawdawn commented:

    lol funny!

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