“God will save me, if he exists.”

Shouted a man who crept into the lioness’s enclosure at a zoo in Kiev. The lioness lunged straight at him and severed his carotid artery.

Learned about this over at Althouse

2 thoughts on ““God will save me, if he exists.”

  1. Guy: “Where were you?!”
    God: “What were you thinking?!”
    Or possibly, “Do I know you?” Or. “NOT the genie!” *smacks guy on head*

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