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Piss Off!

archshrk — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 16:18:51 +0000

I hate liars and I try not to use the word “hate” very often. After all, scriptures tells us “Anyone who hates his brother is a murderer” but the liars I’m thinking of are not my brothers (or sisters) but deceivers and are “of [their] father the devil”. So I guess it’s OK to hate them. But back to the point. They seek to deceive you and make you a fool for their own gain. When we lie to cover our guilt, we are just revealing our weakness, when we lie in the course of a joke or story we are not intending to keep the listener in the dark (rather we show them the truth of our actions). But when we lie simply to be dishonest, we are actively attacking others.

Case in point. There are many urban legends and old-wives tales circulating the globe and many were originally believed to be true or simply a piece of fiction someone mistakenly took to be true (like a ghost story). but there are those who create lies with the intent to mislead people in believing the lie. And many people fall victim to these lies thanks to the internet.

Recently, I received an email with a story about the design of a men’s room which turns out to be false – not in error, but a bold-faced lie. What makes this one so offensive is that the actual designers and client are not credited for this work.

Edge Designs is an all-women run company that designs interior office space. They had a recent opportunity to do an office project in NYC…The client was a company that was also run by all women execs…

Why not just say it was a client with an all-women staff and only women customers in an all-women country?

The mural was actually designed by Perron Developments and graces a second floor men’s loo in a Sofitel hotel in Queenstown, New Zealand. An October 2005 article on Hotel Industry News notes:

The second floor men’s toilet, which services the complex’s restaurants including Bezu and Fatz Cat, has been tastefully and aesthetically designed by the complex’s developers Cam Marsh and Mark Perriam of Perron, and Brett Taylor of Group CDA. It features six unique individual ’stands’ manufactured by Three Sixty Limited in Auckland.

But it’s not the tasteful design or subtle lighting that has tongues wagging in the New Zealand resort town.

It is the six-metre long backdrop of life-size photographs featuring local models in varying poses directly behind each of the six stands – each with a full view of the action. – Queenstown, New Zealand Hotel Unzips Eye-opening New Loo :: Hotel News Resource

So next time a piece of email comes through your inbox, take a moment to verify if it’s true before sending it on to your entire contacts list. Because next time, I’ll “reply all” with the proof of the lie to all your friends.Similar Posts:

Piss Off!

SPAM

archshrk — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 20:12:56 +0000

This is spam (my apologies to anyone named Chris Hutchinson).

I would like to start out with saying
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of headaches on our end but we did
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That is all. Go about your business.

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They Might Be Giants on Tour!

archshrk — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 01:38:21 +0000

ON SALE NOW OR SOON! Boise, Denver, Salt Lake City, Seattle, Portland, San Francisco, San Diego, Philadelphia, Washington DC, Boston, New York, Raleigh, Ithaca, Albany, Detroit, St. Louis, Chicago, Indianapolis, Cleveland, Pittsburgh, Kutztown, Brooklyn, Minnneapolis, Queens

Click here for dates and ticket info!

We went to their show when pregnant with Corbin, makes sense to see them while pregnant again.
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Brother, can you spare a card reader?

archshrk — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 16:21:12 +0000

With the widespread use of digital cameras, the need to download those priceless memories is becoming an everyday thing. Most cameras come with a USB cable so you can download from the camera to your computer. But for many of us, that means remembering where you put that damn cable and inserting it into that tiny little slot on the camera (carefully hidden behind an impenetrable rubber seal). But as for me and mine…we shall use a card reader.

Problem is, unless they are built-in, they can go missing too. Like the one from this email we recently received at my office.

OK, this is really getting frustrating.
The media reader is missing from the common workstation once more.

Please, please, please do not remove the media reader from the common machine. If you need to *borrow* a media reader, please come up and see us in the IT Office. We have spares we can check out to you.

When you do this, you take away the ability for others to download their pictures from their media cards. If you want your own, go buy one. They are VERY inexpensive, and you can get any kind you want right over at Fry’s.

By the way, we have already had one taken. If this one *permanently disappears*, we are not going to put another one down there. We cannot afford to continually replace. Therefore, thanks to *some people*, everyone, will be forced to come up to the IT office to get their pictures downloaded.

And he’s right, they are very inexpensive. Typically around $10-15 (or less) and can read about 4-9 different card types.
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Adam Lambert – go home

archshrk — Thu, 07 May 2009 16:39:36 +0000

Got this email from our office manager…

Tomorrow morning, Adam Lambert (a finalist on American Idol) will be at the radio station across the street at 8:00 AM. Lambert will arrive via police escort. The station is inviting people to come down and see him . . . for what it is worth. . . our parking situation might stink.

I don’t have anything against Adam, I just am not looking forward to the chaos that will ensue. It will be extra strange since there is also an FBI building across the street from the station.
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H.R. 1913 is not anti-christian

archshrk — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 21:19:10 +0000

You may have received an email similar to this one…

Persecution today announced that there is a measure before Congress (H.R. 1913) that will effectively make it a hate crime to call homosexuality a sin. It also will make it a hate crime to call Islam a “False Religion.” Write to you congressman (or woman) to protest this violation of the Freedom of Religion. The more people that complain to their representatives, the more likely it will fail.

Problem is, its not true. I read the measure and think this claim is a bit exaggerated. http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c111:H.R.1913: To provide Federal assistance to States, local jurisdictions, and Indian tribes to prosecute hate crimes, and for other purposes.

In short, this measure simply amends the existing Chapter 13 of title 18, United States Code to provide grants to local jurisdictions to investigate “hate crimes”. Hate crimes, as described, are when someone “willfully causes bodily injury to any person or, through the use of fire, a firearm, or an explosive or incendiary device, attempts to cause bodily injury to any person, because of the actual or perceived race, color, religion, or national origin of any person”. Or the actual or perceived religion, national origin, gender, sexual orientation, gender identity, or disability of any person when the ‘hate crime’ crosses state lines or national borders.

And, Section 10 specifically says “Nothing in this Act, or the amendments made by this Act, shall be construed to prohibit any expressive conduct protected from legal prohibition by, or any activities protected by the free speech or free exercise clauses of, the First Amendment to the Constitution.”

And what of those “other purposes”? They amend the Hate Crimes Statistics Act (28 U.S.C. 534 note) to include `gender and gender identity,’ after `race,’ and `, including data about crimes committed by, and crimes directed against, juveniles‘ after `data acquired under this section‘.

No Christian can say that causing bodily injury to any person because of race, color, religion, national origin, gender, sexual orientation, gender identity, or disability is Christ like. So the only valid objection is financial.Similar Posts:

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Small World by Days of Wonder

archshrk — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 15:20:56 +0000

Board game makers, Days of Wonder, are introducing a fun, light-hearted civilization game in which players vie for conquest and control of a board that is simply too small to accommodate them all!

This newest Days of Wonder game features a zany cast of characters such as dwarves, wizards, amazons, giants orcs and even humans! Picking the right combination from the 14 different fantasy races and 20 unique special powers, players must rush to expand their empires – often at the expense of weaker neighbors. Yet they must also know when to push their own over-extended civilization into decline to ride a new one to victory.

Small World is for 2-5 players ages 8 and older. The design is filled with rich details and components that beg to be played. The game includes: Two double-sided game boards, one for each of four possible player configurations, 14 Fantasy Races with matching banners & tokens, 20 Special Power badges, a variety of Troll Lairs, Mountains, Fortresses, Encampments, Holes-in-the-ground, 2 Heroes and even a Dragon, along with Victory Coins, 6 Player Summary Sheets, a Reinforcement Die, Rules Booklet and a Days of Wonder Online Access Number.

Small World is now available for pre-order at the Days of Wonder Web Store. In Europe it is expected to ship and be in stock at your local game store around March 27. In the US, it is expected to be available by May 6. Order yours today!

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My Facebook Friends

archshrk — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 16:26:33 +0000

Got this email at work….

Personal Message To You From your friends at facebook video server:
Subject: ” Review – My family invite you out for lunch, don’t hesitate!”

Read Description for a link to part 1 Original Video added by group member.
You will see a link to Open Your Personal Message Manager.
Selecting this link will take you to the log in page where you can browse new messages.

Proceed to open full message text:

[very realistic link removed]

Sincerely, Vance Coulter.
Facebook 2009 Message Center.

Wow, this is Great! I can’t wait to see what’s in store for me. A free lunch, really?! and new friends?! I can’t wait…but wait….

I’m not on Facebook and I never use my work email for personal stuff. Silly spammers, tricks are for kids.
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Gmail Browser title bar tweaks

archshrk — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 16:09:45 +0000

This may not be important to you, but since a lot of people use Gmail but don’t read the Gmail blog, I thought I’d pass this on.

Official Gmail Blog: New in Labs: Browser title bar tweaks

Basically, Title Tweaks changes the order of the elements in the browser title bar to put the more important things first. Once you turn on Title Tweaks from the Labs tab under Settings, your browser title bar will display something more like “Inbox (3) – Gma…”.

The real advantage is that you can see if you’ve received that important email (new forum registration) without having to switch windows or tabs. More importantly, it’s not as in-your-face like some recent Labs features – Multiple Inboxes anyone? OK, to be fair, the Multiple Inboxes Lab is good and probably well overdue but its not for everyone and its a pretty dramatic change to the Gmail experience.Similar Posts:

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Where’s Waldo

archshrk — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 16:53:30 +0000

This picture was taken with a robotic camera and weighs in at 1,474 megapixel. (295 times the standard 5 megapixel camera). It was a Canon that pulled together over 200 individual shots. Each zoom in takes a second to focus …and then you can see some amazing reactions. With these cameras the secret service has a record of everyone who attended.

I made this Gigapan image from the north press platform during President Obama’s inaugural address at the U.S. Capitol in Washington, DC on January 20, 2009. It’s made up of 220 images and the final image size is 59,783 X 24,658 pixels or 1,474 megapixels.

Read more about how it was done (and how to get a print) from David Bergman’s blog.

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