• Church Hires Administrator So Pastor Has More People to Micromanage 07.06.16

    Gila Bend, AZ – Three-year-old church plant, amAZing Grace Fellowship recently announced that they have hired a church administrator to help Pastor Greg Glengarry micromanage even more members of the church. Sara Glen-Ross was hired last week and has already been micromanaged while updating the church’s directory, staff website profiles, and the menu for the […]

  • Pastor extends right hand of fellowship, followed by a left hook. 16.05.16

    San Luis Obispo – mild-mannered pastor and UFC fan, Jack Travis, sent mixed signals to his congregation last week when during the meet-n-greet portion of the service, Pastor Travis extended the right hand of fellowship quickly followed by a devastating left hook. Martha Stalwart who witnessed the event was shocked by the exchange with first […]

  • Pastor rebuffs prayer warrior, claims he’s just tired 16.05.16

    Adelanto, CA – Last Sunday Jose Manos was shocked when his offer to pray for his pastor was met with resistance. Claiming he was just tired, Pastor Wade thanked Jose and encouraged him to pray for those with real spiritual needs. Pastor Wade McDonald, father of two young boys and ameture disk golfer was grateful […]

  • Trump taps Doeg the Edomite as running mate 12.05.16

    Knoxville, TN – In what is being described as an obvious move by the presumptuous GOP nominee, Donald Trump has announced Doeg the Emorite will be his running mate. “When I asked who will stop my enemies and the conspirators who rigged the primary system against me, Doeg was the only one who stepped forward […]

  • Man Doubles Down On “Missional Clubbing” 09.05.16

    Livermore, CA – Local church member and drive-through technician Scott Dixon, 32, declared late Friday afternoon that he plans to launch a bold new initiative to “missionally” experience EDM clubbing and dating sites in order to better improve his chances of finding a totally hot Christian woman. Up ‘till now, Scott had been content to […]

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