Now before you head on over there to read the whole story, take a minute to watch this trailer to get familiar with the movie’s premise. That way you can see how the poster doesn’t live up to the concept.
Here are a few things that truly blow about my upcoming movie poster to promote the release of the film opening on September 19th…
Whoever photoshopped our poster must have done so at taser point with 3 minutes to fulfill their hostage takers deranged obligations. They should have called Donnie Hoyle and had him give a tutorial using “You Suck at Photoshop” templates. This is so glossy it makes Entertainment Weekly look wooden.
PS – “Its funny what love can make you do.” I just threw up all over this awful poster.
Wow, wait … it looks better.