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April 25, 2007
New car sales pitch
Borrowed this one from Tommy. I thought I’d go over some of the phrases car sales people like to use, and what they really mean.
Runs like new…Never ran in the first place
Looks like new…A car can only be this ugly on purpose
Only driven on Sunday…It was a race car
Low mileage…a race car with a bad driver who wrecked a lot
Well cared for…at least they repaired it after each wreck
One owner…and that owner was Avis
Feel free to add your own and then check out what people said over at Tommy’s
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At 8:33 am on April 27, 2007, MissMeliss commented:
This made me laugh, more so than usual because I’m writing about cars for work these days.
Michele sent me.
At 3:57 pm on May 1, 2007, archshrk commented:
Ho ho, very funny; Ha ha, it is to laugh