February 2005

  • Thursday 17 | AutoCAD Monkey

    A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, “I’ll have an AutoCAD monkey, please.”
    The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fitted a [...]

  • Thursday 10 | All talk and no action?

    “I always talked about wanting to go feed the homeless on the holidays and whenever that day came, I was no where near downtown or wherever the soup kitchens were. It was always all talk for me and no action.”
    Paula is one of the newest members to the Burritos and Socks team. She [...]