10 Things To Look For At The Olympic Closing Ceremony

August 22, 2008 1 By archshrk

Woot : 10 Things To Look For At The Olympic Closing Ceremony

    #1 200,000 pizzas sent to ?Chinese Taipei?
    #2 Ceremonial lighting of the Tibetan monk
    #3 Entire crowd replaced by more photogenic stand-ins
    #4 New technology allows the “completely live” fireworks display to run backward
    #5 Everyone looks under their seat to find a gift bag containing a DVD copy of Watchmen, one of those cans of Coke in a different language, and a female child
    #6 Numerous mistakes by Chinese dancers (but no points deducted by judges)
    #7 Bela Karolyi given Andy Rooney?s old spot on 60 Minutes
    #8 One more silver medal awarded to Shawn Johnson, just to rub it in
    #9 Olympic hostesses return to their docking stations and power down

I only listed 9 because I thought #10 was a little weak. What should take its place?