10 Things To Look For At The Olympic Closing Ceremony
#1 200,000 pizzas sent to ?Chinese Taipei?
#2 Ceremonial lighting of the Tibetan monk
#3 Entire crowd replaced by more photogenic stand-ins
#4 New technology allows the “completely live” fireworks display to run backward
#5 Everyone looks under their seat to find a gift bag containing a DVD copy of Watchmen, one of those cans of Coke in a different language, and a female child
#6 Numerous mistakes by Chinese dancers (but no points deducted by judges)
#7 Bela Karolyi given Andy Rooney?s old spot on 60 Minutes
#8 One more silver medal awarded to Shawn Johnson, just to rub it in
#9 Olympic hostesses return to their docking stations and power down
I only listed 9 because I thought #10 was a little weak. What should take its place?